dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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its like you know when i get waxed
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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