You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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