People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Randomize
