Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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