Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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