Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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