What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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