All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
wow bdsm is so cute
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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