Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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