She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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