Having a random hookup so left but love u
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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