sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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