I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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