Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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