What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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