How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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