Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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