Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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