So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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