my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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