i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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