what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so let's talk penis.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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