The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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