atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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