You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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