Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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