well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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