they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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