how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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