5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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