I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Did I show you my penis last night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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