dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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