i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So squirting runs in the family.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
BRING THE BAGELS
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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