you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I wear drunk well.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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