How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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