no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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