There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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