awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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