Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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