Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
