i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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