This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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