Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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