And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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