Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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