life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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