You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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