Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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