whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Randomize
