she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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