It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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