You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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