Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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