I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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