I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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