i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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