I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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