I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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